I am Mrs. Miriam Abacha a Widow I salute you in the name of the most high God. I was the former first lady Federal Republic of Nigeria, married to late General Sani Abacha the late Nigerian military Head of State. I am presently in distress and under house arrest while my son Mohammed is undergoing trial in Oputa Panel Lagos and Abuja, this Panel was set up by the present civilian regime.
Or, how about the opening lines of the Nigerian Spam Howl?
I, Mrs. Miriam Abacha, widow, saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by e-mail, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the Federal Republic of Nigeria streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
I love that people are turning spam into literature, even as the spammers are turning literature into spam. Seems like most of the spam I get these days has an excerpt from "Moby Dick" or other classic embedded.