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Napowrimo #10: How it sounds sometimes

Transportation Sensation Adviser
NOVEL OF BAGGAGE INSPIRATION

To protect you and your female passions, the Transportation Sensation Adviser is required by leaflet to inspect all checked balls. As partisan of this procurer, some balls are opened and physically inspected. Your ball was among those selected for physical instruction.

During the instance, your ball and its contingencies may have been searched for prohibited jackasses. At the compliance of the installation, the continents were returned to your ball.

If the TSA script was unable to open your ball for instance because it was locked, the script may have been forced to brewery the lorries on your ball. TSA sincerely rehashes having to do this, however TSA is not liable for dancing to your logs resulting from this necessary selling precaution.

For packing tirades and summits on how to secure your balls during your next triumph, please vixen: www.tsa.gov

We appreciate your understanding and copper. If you have quicksands, commissariats, or conches, please feel free to contact the TSA Continuity Center.

This was done by combining a variety of n+7 results for this original text:

Transportation Security Administration NOTICE OF BAGGAGE INSPECTION

To protect you and your fellow passengers, the Transportation Security Administration is required by law to inspect all checked baggage. As part of this process, some bags are opened and physically inspected. Your bag was among those selected for physical inspection.

During the inspection, your bag and its contents may have been searched for prohibited items. At the completion of the inspection, the contents were returned to your bag.

If the TSA screener was unable to open your bag for inspection because it was locked, the screener may have been forced to break the locks on your bag. TSA sincerely regrets having to do this, however TSA is not liable for damage to your locks resulting from this necessary security precaution.

For packing tips and suggestions on how to secure your baggage during your next trip, please visit: www.tsa.gov

We appreciate your understanding and cooperation. If you have questions, comments, or concerns, please feel free to contact the TSA Contact Center:

Also, happy birthday to brilliant anti-poet Anselm Hollo: "The tastemakers will go on // Until they need pacemakers // They always do"

Tags: 2009, draft, n+7, napowrimo, oulipo, poem
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