|Gentlemen, start your Thetans
||[12 Jun 2006|12:14am]
I've recently started listening to Wait
Wait Don't Tell Me again, after a long hiatus. I'm glad to be listening
to it again, because it's funny -- I think it's the funniest thing I hear or
watch on a regular basis -- but also because I hear about important news
stories that I otherwise miss like this one, “Gentleman,
start your thetans”.
Yes, Scientology is getting into NASCAR. Unfortunately there are no pics of
the car, but we can infer from this description:
The hood of the car will say "Dianetics" on it, along with a volcano to mimic
the book cover.
...that it will be ridiculous. And, as Wait Wait said (paraphrasing), "When the
driver crashes, he won't be allowed to scream."