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What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? (Part II) [28 Jan 2006|12:37am]

Drat, it looks like I will have to reformulate my earlier definition of what it means to be a person for purposes of counting in HOV lanes.

This gentleman used a mannequin to get away with driving by himself.

I can't tell from the photo if the mannequin was wearing underwear or not, but it was certainly capable of doing so.

The judge's definition mentioned in that earlier post doesn't work either, though, since the mannequin was (let's hope) occupying a distinct seat in the vehicle.

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May I never have occasion to use this word [28 Jan 2006|08:07pm]

Do you know Double-Tongued Word Wrester?

n. vehicular manslaughter caused by use of a cell phone while driving.


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