If you're looking for some funny trash talk to read today, Roger Ebert is your man.
Ebert gives Deuce Bigalow 0 stars.
The review is hilarious. I won't spoil it with quotes, but here's a teaser from the intro:
“Deuce Bigalow” is aggressively bad, as if it wants to cause suffering to the audience. The best thing about it is that it runs for only 75 minutes.
If you click Advanced Search, you can find other movies Ebert has given 0 stars. The list includes Erik the Viking, which I remember thinking was funny.
It looks like his critic ego got a bit ruffled by Schneider going after some previous critics.