Yours truly made it into the esteemed pages of the Boston Metro, with photo and dumb quote.
I was on the debate team in high school and college, and I coached college debate for a couple of years. It's good to see I've still got what it takes.
The topic in the Metro today was, "Should the Ten Commandments be on government property?". The "Today's Debate" section is pretty much exactly like the "What do you think?" section of the Onion.
My quote: "I don't think they should be. I'm surprised it's even an issue."
Now, that's an argument. Glad I could make such a contribution to raising the bar of public discourse.