Can I get mine with mustard?
While shopping at CVS for a Mother's Day card tonight, I stumbled on this gem of a product, called Hair Mayonnaise.
You can see how this would be particularly revolting to a vegan. I love olive oil --- but not with egg proteins and/or milk, and not in my hair.
I searched around briefly to see who else in the blogosphere might have mocked this product already, but all I found were places that sell it and testimonials to its effectiveness.
Until I stumbled on this, which is instructions on how to kill head lice --- by smearing mayonnaise all over your head. I couldn't, though, find any information about whether the official Hair Mayonnaise was recommended for this particular use.