I'm only taking the time to share this ridiculousness, The Olive Conspiracy, because someone took the time to mail us about it at work.
We have recently been made aware of a website, www.oliveconspiracy.com, claiming that California Ripe Olives are involved in a conspiracy to "undermine the American way of life." This is obviously the work of a crackpot and should be ignored. Please do not patronize www.oliveconspiracy.com, as it is a frivolous attempt at either humor or vandalism, and succeeds at neither. We're sure that www.oliveconspiracy.com will soon disappear and life will return to normal. Thanks for your cooperation.
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