Tonight I tried a Pineapple-Mango Bahama Rice Burger. They are vegan. They are also the most disgusting thing I've put in my mouth in a very long time. If you contemplate the rancid citrus flavor of the worst fruitcake you've ever had, warm and with some ketchup on it, having a texture like the oatmeal you left sit out since yesterday, you'll have a reasonable approximation of my dinner.
Outside of the whole vegan thing, I'm really not a picky eater. These things are seriously offensive. Maybe the other flavors are better, and I like the idea of a burger that's not soy, but I think I'll, um, resist the urge to find out. Elsewhere on the 'Net, people seem to be reviewing these things positively. I cannot explain that.